|Longest Record: Current clock!
Previous Longest record: 2 days, 16 hours, 12 seconds set January 25 - 27, 2016.
|Shortest record: 4 hours set on January 27, 2016 from the time defensive line coach Chris Wilson quit almost immediately after accepting the position and former president Tim Wolfe's cringworthy email begging for support and airing dirty laundry to Mizzou losing to Kentucky by 34
Most recent activity: Ole Miss beat Mizzou at Mizzou without their best player (keep in mind the best player on Ole Miss is like the best player on KU's football team), but that wasn't enough to reset the clock.
Current level: SILVER!!!!!
The recent statement by a name-not-mentioned student group was probably worth a clock reset not because of another round of rhetoric toward Mizzou that would make Kim Jong-un blush (those crazy college kids), but because of the complete lack of response by any leadership at Mizzou to a student organization that defends physical intimidation of the press and calls the punishment of such behavior "social and political violence". No, that was pretty bad. Kudos for punishing bad behavior, but threats of violence and continued intimidation have no place in a civilized society and certainly not in a place of higher learning.
BUT HOLY HELL, getting blown out at home to Mississippi State?! This basketball program is firmly attached deep in the rectum of the Earth like a polyp. It needs an enema. The standing record remains unchallenged. Up next: national signing day February 3rd. Unless something happens in the next couple of days.
Maty Mauk was dismissed which is the morning after Mizzou getting drubbed by Kentucky and about a day after Wolfe's email and Wilson's sudden resignation. Mauk nearly writing a letter in crayon somehow made it that much worse.
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